21. A guy who loves TV shows and boys. Gamer and writer. I love music more than I love myself. Miley, Britney, Justin Timberlake, Example, McFly and One Direction. 2 girls, 2 boys and 2 bands who make my life better everyday and the only reason why I'm thankful to have ears. The Hunger Games and The Maze Runner. Katniss and Thomas would be a badass team. Send messages, I love them :)



what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5)






a mess

oh my god i would fucking kill her


'Coming out'

Daughter: Dad, I have been waiting for the right moment to tell you that I am a lesbian. It is very difficult for me to tell you something like this, so I hope you understand and don't get mad. *makes cute face*

Dad: It's okay honey. I love you.

Second daughter: I'm a lesbian too.

Dad: Jesus Christ! None of my kids likes boys?

Son: I do.